Zeziphi kwezi Zinja ziShushu eziPhezulu onokuzitya?

Abaphindezeli batya ishawarma

Ngaba uhlala unqwenela ukuya kwindawo yokutyela kwaye u-odole abaphindezeli? Hlala nje phantsi ubuze uzame i-Ant-Man? Ewe, enkosi kule menyu yentsholongwane, kuvela ukuba kunokwenzeka uku-odola izinja ezishushu ezabelana ngamagama azo namagorha omeleleyo oMhlaba. Kwaye izithako ezikhethiweyo ngokuqinisekileyo nganye zinomdla.



Ngamanye amaxesha, udinga ukutya ukuze ulondoloze umhlaba, kwaye yile nto kanye le nja yokuvuselela i-Avengers inokunceda ukuba ndiyenze. Ndingathatha into enye yokuluma i-Iron Man kwaye ndikulungele ukuthatha nantoni na i-Titan ebisiya kum! Ngaba kungenxa yokuba izinja ezishushu zithiywa ngamagorha endiwaziyo kwaye endizithandayo, okanye ngaba ngenene ndifuna inja eshushu ene-mac kunye netshizi kuyo?

Wowu, ukubhala oko kwandenza ndaziva ndiziva ngathi ndinguHannibal Lecter endaweni yeAvengers…



Isifundo sikaHannibal

(NBC)

Kodwa Inja ephezulu eHouston, eTexas inemenyu yokuphupha nganye ye-nerd. Ngaba bendisoloko ndicinga ngokuya kwindawo yokutyela kwaye ndi-odole iSigcawu-Ndoda? Ngokuqinisekileyo! (Kwakhona, ndiziva ngathi nguHannibal umbulali kufuneka abhale le nto, kodwa ayitshintshi into yokuba inja eshushu iyalawula.)

Lusuku luni lwe-unicorn

Ndinemibuzo emininzi. Inye: Kutheni iAnt-Man iyinja ephefumlelweyo kaPhilly? UScott Lang uvela eSan Francisco KODWA uPaul Rudd wayelilungu le UPhilly Justice cast. (Ukuba awuyazi le joke, Nceda uye kufunda malunga Iipaki noLonwabo isiqhulo esihlala sindizisela lonke uvuyo kweli hlabathi.) Kananjalo, njengeTanos ifumana ifries kwinja eshushu? Mhlawumbi uThanos akalunganga ngokupheleleyo…

I-Hulk iluhlaza kunye nepelethi ye-bun (ngokunyanisekileyo eyona nto yam imbi kakhulu), kwaye ijoni lasebusika liyalithanda isidlo sakusasa ngesidlo sangokuhlwa, kodwa yonke into malunga nale menyu iyamangalisa? Kwaye ayisiyiyo neyona nxalenye intle. Linda nje ude ube Yabona zinjani ezi zinja zishushu.

Into yile: Ewe. Olu luhlobo lomxholo we-nerd endiwufunayo ebomini bam. Ndifuna nje ukutya kwe-nerdy engenanto yakwenza kwaphela nabaphindezeli ngaphandle kokuba namagama abo, kwaye ndifuna ukubazama bonke. Ngaphandle kweHulk. Ndiyaxolisa, Bruce, kodwa akukho nto iya kundenza ukuba ndizame i-pickle bun. Kodwa mhlawumbi ndingakulungela ukuhlala ndizame zonke ezi zinja zishushu ubuncinci kube kanye nje ukuba ndithe ndatya iAvengers. Kodwa ke kuya kufuneka ndizame ezi burger.

Ke ngoku umbuzo ngulo: Nguwuphi uMphindezeli onokumtya?

(umfanekiso: Ukuzonwabisa kweMarvel)

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